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Wait, is it a touchpad or a laptop? Weird. Win one with code D8BF at http://www.lenovo.com.au/winayoga → September 24, 2014

RT @WtfRenaissance: Even with the window open, Tanya could still practically taste Staci's foul farts. http://t.co/yALLS4F54d → September 24, 2014

RT @WtfRenaissance: Sean was breaking two important rules of social etiquette. Never wear white to a wedding, and never upstage the bride h… → September 24, 2014

RT @edial: OH: QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Order… → September 24, 2014

Getting off the bus a stop early to try to beat my mum on Fitbit #isthiswhatwinningfeelslike? → September 24, 2014